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A Night with Mom Ch. 01
The man makes all the big decisions and the woman just makes the little decisions". This made sense to the cowboy, he was using his penis as a sundial. Fortunately, there are other types of humor on the record than fart jokes ie: Google, Yahoo, AOL, you name it. Which he then playbacks in the toilet with volume to eleven, giving the poor charlady a heart attack. If you are lucky to have an imaginative lover who can satisfy two women at a time don't sneer at or reject his exciting suggestion that one of your friends joins you to make up a threesome. Use this special time together to work on your oral and massage techniques.
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What most new parents lose a large percentage of their mind about is simply not knowing. What they discover in a diaper can sometimes scare the crap out of them. The little information they do impart almost seems like the bare minimum just to prevent annoying calls made immediately by the new parents. Comment with your own diaper load type!
Come up with a name and description and post it in the comments below. You better laugh when it comes. The laughter is sometimes the only thing that will keep you from taking a bath with a plugged-in toaster hugged close to your chest. My limited atomic physics education still prevents me from fully grasping how the poop ended up all the way down the legs, out the neck, and down the arms. Oh yes, i remember those. Courtesy of the breast fed baby. Mine happened to me at the mall when she was 3 weeks old and as a first time mom, I was way unprepared for the up the back, down the pants surprise.
Had to bathe her in the public bathroom cause I did not bring enough wipes. We used to call that the poop explosion. I was outside the hospital out of state where my mother was terminally ill, alone with my 6-month-old first son in a stroller. All I can say is, thank G-d for wipes. I used about What did people do before wipes??? Oh my, I am dying at that photo. That is pure awesome.
The fact that they are both smiling makes it even better. Our little angel had one of those, all down her legs and all up her back. We ended up driving home 2 hrs with our poor baby wrapped in a onsie and receiving blanket. As a father to be: I hope I can be as awesome as you seem to be with your daughter. Man, when the kid starts walking, and taking off his diaper. The trail of tears poop. And then you cry.
My heart actually skipped a beat imagining it. Let me go knock on wood!!! I better go get me a baseball bat! I am going to beat the s t out of some wood! Please include my tears right now. I am laughing so hard, they are streaming down my face, but only because I know all too well as the mother of four, what this looks, smells, feels like. Starting on this at 11pm last night, I was just trying to get something decent up in a panic rush. Kid poops up his back 2 to 3 times a day. His sphincter has power.
Craps is a game where everybody, except the house, can win together. Craps can seem a little confusing at first, but it's fun and simple once you get the hang of the basic rules. To play Craps, start by placing a bet on the pass line before the shooter rolls the dice—if the shooter rolls a 7 or 11, you win twice your bet. If the shooter rolls a different number, that number becomes the shooter's "point. Place a bet before the come-out roll.
At the beginning of a round of craps, a button with the word OFF written on it is on the table not near any points. This means that no point explained later has been determined.
A craps game can't begin until the shooter has placed a bet on the don't pass line. Anyone else at the table can also place a bet on the don't pass line at this time, though they don't have to.
These are the most basic craps bets. The shooter's first roll of any turn is called the come out roll. If the shooter rolls a 7 or 11 on the come-out roll, the pass line wins even money, the don'ts, you've lost your money. If the shooter comes out with a 2, 3, or this is called crapseveryone loses their pass line bets and wins their don't pass bets 2 or 12 is a push for the don'ts, whichever the casino says.
If the shooter rolls any other number, this number becomes the point. If the shooter establishes a point, by rolling a 4, 5, six, 8, nine, or 10, all bets on the don't pass line remain there. You don't have to make any additional bets to play the point. The dealer will take the button and place it on the number which is now the point. The button is now flipped to the ON side. Let's assume the point is 8. The shooter now tries to roll his point 8 before he rolls a 7 or the other way around.